When I am lost and wandering,
When I am scared and weak,
When I naively look around,
And tears slip down my cheek...
When a dark tempestuous moment comes,
And I know not what to do:
I take a little moment,
Till all my fears are gone,
And I do my best to pass lifes' tests
With the glassick of Goldie Hawn.
Sorrow, you will find no purchase here,
No longer wrapped around my heart,
Sorrow you will find no purchase here,
Shalt not fire those poison'd darts.
No longer wrapped around my heart,
I'm free to follow it's discourses
No longer wrapped around my heart,
No more horses for my courses.
I'm free to follow my discourses,
And commune where I may,
I'm free to follow my discourses,
To visit, trammel or stay.
And commune where I may,
I find I never miss thee,
And commune where I may,
Thou shalt not enter here.
I find I never miss thee,
Though our marriage seemed eternal,
I find I never miss thee,
and the future lights laburnal.
07/09/05
If I was tired and I was old
my hair was thin, my blood was cold
I'd have as much chance then, I fear
as I do now, with you, my dear.
I'd have as much chance then, I think
As I do now. You fink.3/4/5
I prayed that it would stop real soon
I prayed that it would never end
The strange disquiet of my loins
Thy fault! o! Artless Friend!3/4/05
(Ask about the attic)
(Ask about the attic)
(Ask about the attic)
Hello, I'm phoning about the flat
we're thinking of taking it on.
(Ask about the attic)
What changes will be made and where?
(Ask about the attic)
Oh! The lounge will become the kitchen?
(Ask about the attic)
And how many bedrooms will there be?
(Ask about the attic)
So who should I ask for? Camilla, you say?
(Ask about the attic)
Alright Camilla, thankin you
(Ask about the attic)
And what will be happening with the attic? 3/4/05
O paint the powdered furnace dry,
clean around the rim!
polish up the skirting boards-
You'll never guess who's coming!
Clean up all the worktops crummery,
vacuum up the fleas!
Pray to god he doesn't get one-
Should I cut a set of keys?
Shave and pluck and wax and paint,
open up the wine,
play some corny ballads,
Don't kiss him dear, you can't!
But, feed him steaks and salads!
3/4/5
define me, malign me
make me complete
discuss me repulse me
O! what a feat!
O! how do I worry?
How do I curse!
Why I don't give a damn dear,
What I think's much worse!
3/4/05
Mister, mister should you guess
That on departure I loved thee less
Than all the days afar I courted
You ought to have more sense imported
Launching noticed I not thee
A growing dandi was there to see
Appearances conveyed the whole
Of the little dalli we courted
Rickety slippit like a newborn foal
It grew and then you kicked it.
There's little required of me now
'cept to disain thy glaikit brow
thy maudlin courtship quickly wilted
And I left stranded like a limpit
At once it was so paltry far
At once I leave it.
3/4/05
Trips upon a rainbow line
Countless glasses of cheap cheap wine
surfing all the midnight through
Infected with thy dreaming
Amie's ears are bent and groaning
However, I must live
And I can only thank you now
For the sweet incentive.
3/4/05
we lived here, he and I,
And soon we shall be leaving,
Nevermore shall I see your face
Pray god! I forget our meeting!
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O! Woe! Alas! Alack! Anon! 3/4/5